and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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