i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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