he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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