we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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