how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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