I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
my sisters under your porch take her home
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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