weddingsv make me drug and hornr
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"