I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus