Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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