My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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