Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he shaved USA in his pubs
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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