Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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