i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
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I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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