Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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