we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
NoShamevember. You game?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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