I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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