I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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