I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
where are you?
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.