Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Do you have feelings for this penis?