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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
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Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops