very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
When are your genitals available?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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