So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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