: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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