He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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