I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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