His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize