Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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