If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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