You're so nebulous sometimes
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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