i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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