You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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