I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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