...so i touched it.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
