playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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