We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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