it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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