Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
