Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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