I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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