I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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