it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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