Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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