Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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