are you still at the devil's house?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
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He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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