$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
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