I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
is it fun? or sober?
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