my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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