I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
You can't special order awesome
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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