I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I just want to make out with him forever
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Randomize
