I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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