Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
