ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My balls are so social today.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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