Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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