I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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