Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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